If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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