My nipple is on Facebook.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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