Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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