He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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