Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No subtext here. People are naked.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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