Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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