somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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