She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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