I want to stick my p in your. b.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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