I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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