We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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