did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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