its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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