Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!