Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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