i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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