Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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