Banned from zoo.
Again?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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