and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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