His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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