I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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