is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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