She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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