The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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