you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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