She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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