On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
