i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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