I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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