do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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