i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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