You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
not ubering you a puppy
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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