try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
