No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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