would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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