my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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