And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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