Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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