I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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