porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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