Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
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Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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