Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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