I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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