She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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