I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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