I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
