return my video game
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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