She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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