wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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