Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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