Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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