My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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