But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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