We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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