how can u be prego again
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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