I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She bit a glass in half.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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